Monday, April 6, 2015

An open letter to men (em creepers out there)

Boys, Boys, Boys, whoever told you that girls like a persistent guy and that, that methodology is guaranteed to wear her down & make her yours.
Lies.

Let me give it to you straight fellas, there is a certain breed of women out there who will tolerate such nonsense at the fear of breaking your fragile hearts until they reach a certain breaking point.

The persistent guys are usually the nicest, sweetest & at times the most caring of the lot. Now I hear some voices saying ' you girls, always go for the bad guys that will eventually break your heart'. Noooo, there are also practitioners of the persistence methodology who are 'bad'.

So ultimately it’s not about the guy really, it’s your never ending barrage of texts, calls and other forms of social media that drive us mad especially if we've friend zoned you multiple times & are not responsive. We stop seeing you for your positive qualities and instead see a parasite sucking out our soul & restricting our ability to speak.

Now there are several ways a girl will react after you've pushed her to the breaking point:

1. She will delete & block your contact
2. Get one of her best friends to reply to your texts in such a harsh tone you'll think the Wicked Witch of the West is real
3.She'll tell you straight out that she doesn't like you nor wants to date you 'ever'- major emphasise on 'ever'
4. She gets one of her guy friends to gently tell you 'back off mate'

In the end you get rejected for your unwavering persistence on a girl that never liked you back not because she doesn't like you as a person...well human being yes, parasite tendencies not so much.  You don't just lose us as potential romantic partners' boys, too much 'move making' and you lose us as friends as well.

So as women we vow to continue to be brutally honest when you drive us mad & to friend zone you endlessly.

So dear men, please give us some breathing space, if we like you back & want you, we will accept your advances...we ain't stupid & if you know she's the 'one' have a little patience, if it’s meant to be, it will happen in its own time, it always does.

Love the girl sick & tired of hearing from you endlessly.

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